I love cliché books. And I like to spend my summer reading these sappy, predictable love stories. Apparently this is a series. So I decided to read them all. Well, listen actually. I have the audiobooks for the three books.
There will be spoilers, please read at your own risk.
(#1) Anna and the French Kiss
Anna is forced to spend her senior year of high school in a Paris boarding school. She resents her father for doing this but she eventually begins to consider the new city her home. It doesn’t hurt that she becomes close friends with the school’s sexiest guy, Étienne St. Clair.
As mentioned above, I went with the audiobook. The narration was done by Kim Mai Guest. While I think her reading was great. The execution? Not so much. The story is told from Anna’s POV. So the reader gets to listen in on her thoughts. That’s where the narration problems occurred. There was no tonal differentiation between Anna’s speaking voice and her inner voice. I never had a clear grasp on whether Anna was saying something or only thinking it. Which made the listening confusing. Especially as Anna has a lot of conversations with her friends. I kept going “wait, did she say that out loud“? Like I said, confusing.
The narration aside, I also had problems with Anna. And Étienne. Anna came off as whiny and self-absorbed. Étienne, while swoon worthy, has his own issues. His girlfriend, Ellie, is kind of a pain which is probably why the reader is supposed to look past the cheating aspect. But not this reader. Look, Étienne cheated on his girlfriend, for a whole year! With Anna. (Emotional cheating is still cheating ya’ll). And I’m supposed to root for that? Why, because Ellie is an ass? Um…no! No one deserves that shit. I’ll pass on this problematic relationship, thank you.
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I was happy to finish this book. To get away from these two characters. This is an instance where the problems outweighed my love of cheese. And there was plenty of that.
I am hesitant to continue with the series. But I already have the other two audiobooks. So what the hell. I guess I’ll give the next book a shot. My expectations are already low enough. It can’t get any worse right? (Ha! Famous last words…)
(#2) Lola and the Boy Next Door
Lola is a 17-year old girl dating a 22-year old guy. She loves her boyfriend and everything seems to be going right in her life, until her next door neighbors return home. With the arrival of the Bell twins, Lola’s life begins to unravel as she is caught between her boyfriend Max and her first love, Cricket.
This audiobook was narrated by Shannon McManus. She did a wonderful job narrating. The problems I had with the first book were not present in this one. Thank goodness because I was already annoyed enough by this book.
Lola is way too much. I did not like her. I couldn’t. To me, she came off as selfish and dramatic. Her boyfriend is a manipulative ass. Cricket, well I liked him. He had some of the corniest dialogue in the novel. And Lindsey, Lola’s best friend, I adored because of her love for all things mystery.
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There were a few more things things I liked about this book. One of those is how not a big deal is made out of Lola having two dads. It’s normal and I love it. Another thing I enjoyed is Anna and Étienne popping up. Yes, they annoyed the crap out of me in the first book. But I did enjoy getting glimpses into their lives in San Francisco. I like continuity in a series, and in that respect, these books have not disappointed me. So far.
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One more audiobook to go and I am seriously dreading it. Sigh.
(#3) Isla and the Happily Ever After
We first met Isla back in the first book when Anna unintentionally finds out that Isla has a crush on her friend Josh. Well, fast forward a few months and we get to this book.
Isla and Josh run into each other in New York during the summer. This brief encounter doesn’t lead to anything. They next see each other in the fall, where they are both now seniors at their boarding school in Paris. Josh is up to his old antics of ditching school and breaking numerous rules. But once he and Isla become a thing, things seem to be going great. That is until they both leave the country and take a secret trip to Barcelona and all hell breaks loose.
The narration for this audiobook was done by Grace Blewer. The reading was different this time around. There were no vocal changes for any of the characters. Which I did like because it felt more like I was reading the story aloud to myself. I would have loved to hear how she did Étienne’s accent though haha.
Okay this is my favorite of the series. Isla had her moments, but I could tolerate her. There is something sweet about her with Josh. I really liked these little horndogs together.
I loved catching up with Anna, Étienne, Lola and Cricket. It was fun to see them all come together and hang out for a bit with Josh and Isla. A nice conclusion.
Like I said, I love continuity. Especially when done right. This series did just that. It was all pretty fluid. And bringing the characters together in the end was fantastic.
I really enjoyed the movie references dispersed throughout the series. And I of course enjoyed the settings. Paris, San Francisco, New York, Barcelona. I feel as if I just went on a trip around the world. Now that is pretty amazing.
Overall the series was meh, okay. The stories were predictable and full of delicious cheese. The relationships move way too quickly for my taste but whatever. The characters’ actions were sometimes questionable. But I can see why people like these books. They’re simply not for me. Too problematic. And talk about all the first world problems. Sheesh.